Yes. Yes it is
PS - I broke someone’s Kindle on the way home today. Take that Amazon and your instrument of cultural novocaine
For daydreaming and other adventures
Damn straight. Kindle kills my soul, one malicious matt pixel at a time
It’s hip to be square
Are you on Polyvore, Santa Claus?
All I want for Christmas is… A Liberty scarf, Lacoste bundle boots, a glow in the dark Toywatch, Alexander McQueen red booties, a pom-pom scarf, a moustache mug, some cat-ears headphones, Marc Jacobs bird rings, riding boots, a military cap, earmuffs, hats, boots, Converse, slippers…..
WANT
IT
ALL!!!
I’m back… marvellous!
Hello fans!
It’s been a while, I know… have you been missing me? From the absolute swarm of you waiting to say hello this lunchtime, it looks like you have!
I’ve been on a fabulous holiday with the uber-famous Comrade Boris, and together we’ve done some lovely relaxing and made some killer looks… Fierce ;)
And I also had a lovely birthday party in Camden with Beetlejuice and all my celebrity pals. It was a funky little jungleboogie into the future with yours truly at the wheel as Disco Wonderwoman. Woop woop, all aboard the fun train!
But it’s marvellous to be back in sunny Covent Garden, and what a lovely welcome back you gave me, fans! Three of you took the time to tell me how fierce I’m looking today, and a whopping FOUR of you had your cameras at the ready to pose for a photo with yours truly.
And that’s certainly more than you’d have got from today’s CG celeb-spot – Matt Willis was so busy eating Scoop ice cream behind his paedoglasses that he didn’t have time for a single fan-stop. Shocking behaviour! But never fear fans, I will always stop for you! Especially if you drop me a “Fierce!” or pull me a peace sign… I’m all yours! Big love to you all xxxx
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